some of my MANY brett images
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOOGA AWOO BARK BARK BARK SNARL AWOOOOOOOOOOO
How to talk to short(er) people according to Victor Nikiforov
Someone posted this photo over in facebook:
And look who’s making it work:
But actually, there are other ways to talk to shorter people as demonstrated by the living legend himself.
Exhibit A: Pull his face closer to yours by delicately holding his hands.
Exhibit B: If he’s feeling particularly feisty, let him pull you down by the tie.
Exhibit C: Get him to bend that flexible delicious body of his backwards.
Exhibit D: Make him sit on your lap (because he might get tired from stretching that lovely neck so you ought to switch positions from time to time)
Exhibit E (and by far Victor’s favorite): Knock him down and kiss him senseless but make sure your hand is conveniently placed at the back of his head.
Smooth, Nikiforov. That will definitely get you that ass.
An adorable little hognose doing their best to become a ring
Rating: CUTE!
This is an adorable young hognose snake exhibiting natural behavior. They’re not the smartest snakes in the world, and they’ll happily spend all day exploring the same place over and over if you let them. Mine loves to weave between my fingers like this.
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
